Monthly Archives: October 2008
define: Emo glasses
Makes skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot librarians when they actually look more like ugly-bitter-librarian-feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a “thing” and subsequently gets them laid.
Hot-librarian-loves-the-cock — U gotta love the Urban dictionary!
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First 5 minutes of Blindness
There is a new movie opening this weekend called Blindness, starring Mark Ruffalo, Julianne Moore & Danny Glover — perfect combination!
“A doctor’s wife becomes the only person with the ability to see in a town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden blindness.”
I find sudden blindness more horrifying than zombies or “snakes on a motherfucking plane”. Here are [...]
define: Cunt
The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don’t realise its beauty.
It has almost replaced the word ‘mate’, often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can’t be bothered trying to remember your name. Here are two examples:
Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt?
American feminist: I find that insulting!
Sick [...]
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Old Ninja facts