Makes skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot librarians when they actually look more like ugly-bitter-librarian-feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a “thing” and subsequently gets them laid.

Hot-librarian-loves-the-cock — U gotta love the Urban dictionary!

There is a new movie opening this weekend called Blindness, starring Mark Ruffalo, Julianne Moore & Danny Glover — perfect combination!

“A doctor’s wife becomes the only person with the ability to see in a town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden blindness.”

I find sudden blindness more horrifying than zombies or “snakes on a motherfucking plane”. Here are the first 5 minutes:

 
More “minutes” available.

Great t-shirt by Topatoco!

The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don’t realise its beauty.

It has almost replaced the word ‘mate’, often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can’t be bothered trying to remember your name. Here are two examples:

Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt?
American feminist: I find that insulting!
Sick Aussie Cunt: Piss off.
 
Sick Aussie Cunt 1: Sup cunt?
Sick Aussie Cunt 2: Nothing much, cunt.
 
Via Urban dictionary.

One more thing

Totally unrelated, but did you know that Kate Hudson is the daughter of Goldie Hawn? I mean, that’s bad news, right?

TUAW — the unofficial Apple weblog — always recieved gold in my list of badly designed blogs. And it’s a blog about Apple! I mean that’s like saying “it’s a blog about design” for fucks sake!

And today they’ve presented a new “design” and logo as well. When i heard about that on Twitter my first thought was “maybe they managed to make that little apple inside of their logo look even better”. But nopes, that’s TUAW style, what do you expect. Nooo, they tried to completely redesign the logo, the apple is gone! They added a stupid leaf on top of their name, roughly a mile above it to make it look even more silly. By the way: Aren’t there enough leaf inspired logos popping up already lately?

I bet they did not even realize about their apple silhouette inside of their logo! Anyway, it is not really that hard to spot: just have a look between the A & the W.