Portrait of Master Martensen

Portrait of Master Martensen

Needed something fancy for the château. — And then I woke up, still at work, hiding myself on one of the attics, playing with the damn iPhone again.

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Rocket Science

Rocket Science

Marlon, pro­fes­sional 5 year old young rascal (and passenger in my kinder­garden shuttle bus), drew me this exact replica of a super fast moon space universum rocket. 

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Advanced Physics for Beginners

Advanced Physics for Beginners

Just testing some stuff over here. This text was typed on an iPhone — photo was taken with it as well — and mailed directly to Flickr (including tags and this descrip­tion). I’m very curious where this mail pops up first and how.

Apps used on the iPhone for this shot: Camera Bag & Quad Cam.

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Edit: Tags were passed along to Flickr, none arrived here though.

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Jay in the Mirror

Jay in the mirror

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the weirdest “Jochen Neumann” of them all?

In this picture: Jochen Frank Neumann (a.k.a. Jay-FN). Only man on earth with a re-juvination chamber and who stinks like he’s wearing a shrimp jacket.

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The 44th green

The 44th green

Actually it’s Green No. 4, but the colours of the markers were so great on the green that I had to grab the other “4” and put it right beside his brother. Seperated them again after­wards, hope they won’t take it too hard.

Taken at Benniksgaard Golf Club, Rinkenæs, Denmark. 

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What a Capostrophe!

Here’s to the (crazy) ones, who have no idea how to type an apo­strophe on their Windows or Macintosh keyboards. It’s really not that hard.

Windows: Hold the Alt key and type 0146
Macintosh: Press (option key) & (shift key) & # (number key)

It’s a nev­erend­ing story, capo­strophes are fucking every­where. Ever wondered where & when to place an apostroph and what it actually does? Look:

Extreme Apostrophing

Thanks to the late Sir Kingsley Amis for the inspiration.

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